- 1Nine Minutes of Non‐Fiction3:40
- 2Kicked1:51
- 3Seeping Through the Cracks3:16
- 4What Is in the Making3:27
- 5Looking Back on the Way You Want to Be in the Future0:58
- 6Fading Away Like the Rest of Them2:50
- 7Sorry for the Misunderstanding Mr. Watts…2:32
- 8Millions Lost at the Penny Arcade2:17
- 9I Wanna Talk to Samson0:29
- 10Yes Officer My Name Is Mr. Hermitiowitch…0:39
- 11Shit Blows Up…It’s So Good3:03
- 12Becoming What You Hate0:43
- 13Another Trip to Baltimore0:30
- 14Igor, My Girlfriend Dumped Me… Let’s Write Sad Songs0:16
- 15So Tom Cruise Turns to Me and Says2:36
- 16Breathing With One Bad Lung1:18
- 17There’s a Fine Line Between Thrift Store and White Trash0:58
- 18A Friend Is a Lesson to Be Learned1:40
- 19September 15th, City Lights, and the Clouds That Suck Them Dry1:22
- 20I Bought This Southern Rap Compilation and All I Got Was This Lousy High Hat0:52
- 21Josh’s Dream Party: Beer, Girls, and a Computer1:23
- 22Memoirs of an Illiterate Penpal1:06
- 23There Will Come Soft Rains1:22
- 24You Can’t Fight Jose Cuervo and Win0:42
- 25Don’t Even Try to Start a Honda Accord If It’s in Drive0:35
- 26Bluebook Bedtime Story0:56
- 27Trips to Baltimore0:28
- 28Friends That Fuck0:30
- 29Luc Fucked the Prom Queen0:44
- 30When My Favorite Sports Team Loses, It Makes Me Want to Hit My Girlfriend0:42
- 31Mauro, If This Is a Show About God, I’m Gonna Kill You1:12
- 32The Last Sip Is 90% Spit1:32
- 33Short‐Haired Metal0:36
- 34Oh Shit0:26
- 35Catalyst0:59
- 36Moira0:17
- 37Elvis Wears Nikes0:46
- 38Fuck You1:44
- 39There Was Definitely a Point When the Victim Passed Out…Then the Killer Kicked Him1:20
- 40I’m Sad for You1:56
