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Bossypants

Bossypants

Tina Fey

  • 7/15/2012
  • Album / Audiobook

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  1. 1Introduction4:20
  2. 2Chapter 1: "Origin Story"4:13
  3. 3Chapter 2: "Growing Up and Liking It", Part 13:55
  4. 4Chapter 2: "Growing Up and Liking It", Part 2, "When Did You First Know You Were a Woman"2:33
  5. 5Chapter 2: "Growing Up and Liking It", Part 3, "Suburban Girl Seeks Urban Health Care"2:12
  6. 6Chapter 3: "All Girls Must Be Everything", Part 16:06
  7. 7Chapter 3: "All Girls Must Be Everything", Part 2, "How do we survive this..."2:28
  8. 8Chapter 4: "Delaware County Summer Showtime", Part 1, "Gay Whales"4:04
  9. 9Chapter 4: "Delaware County Summer Showtime", Part 2, "The unstated thing..."7:03
  10. 10Chapter 4: "Delaware County Summer Showtime", Part 3, "The Greatest New Year's Eve Party Of All Time"2:06
  11. 11Chapter 4: "Delaware County Summer Showtime", Part 4, "Brendan and I ran into each other..."4:06
  12. 12Chapter 4: "Delaware County Summer Showtime", Part 5, "The Second Summer"3:20
  13. 13Chapter 4: "Delaware County Summer Showtime", Part 6, "Think of the Joy and Freedom"4:11
  14. 14Chapter 5: "That's Don Fey", Part 14:39
  15. 15Chapter 5: "That's Don Fey", Part 2, "My generation carries that with us..."5:22
  16. 16Chapter 5: "That's Don Fey", Part 3, "Children and Jimmy Carter ruin all your best laid plans..."4:08
  17. 17Chapter 6: "Climbing Old Rag Mountain", Part 13:56
  18. 18Chapter 6: "Climbing Old Rag Mountain", Part 2, "Welcome back!"4:47
  19. 19Chapter 6: "Climbing Old Rag Mountain", Part 3, "Jess Chris and I..."4:02
  20. 20Chapter 7: "Young Men's Christian Association", Part 14:04
  21. 21Chapter 7: "Young Men's Christian Association", Part 2, "There was a resident..."5:11
  22. 22Chapter 7: "Young Men's Christian Association", Part 3, "This guy seemed almost normal..."5:55
  23. 23Chapter 7: "Young Men's Christian Association", Part 4, "One day sweet, goony Timmy..."4:40
  24. 24Chapter 8: "The Windy City, Full of Meat", Part 15:20
  25. 25Chapter 8: "The Windy City, Full of Meat", Part 2, "In improv there are no mistakes..."6:22
  26. 26Chapter 9: "My Honeymoon, or A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again Either", Part 15:48
  27. 27Chapter 9: "My Honeymoon, or A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again Either", Part 2, "I cry in a way..."5:57
  28. 28Chapter 9: "My Honeymoon, or A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again Either", Part 3, "Some crew members come around with cold drinks..."6:46
  29. 29Chapter 10: "The Secrets of Mommy's Beauty", Part 14:24
  30. 30Chapter 10: "The Secrets of Mommy's Beauty", Part 2, "We spent the afternoon drinking wine"5:00
  31. 31Chapter 10: "The Secrets of Mommy's Beauty", Part 3, "The Dad ran a restaurant..."3:38
  32. 32Chapter 10: "The Secrets of Mommy's Beauty", Part 4, "That really is the craziest thing..."3:44
  33. 33Chapter 11: "Remembrances of Being Very, Very Skinny"1:22
  34. 34Chapter 12: "Remembrances of Being a Little Bit Fat"1:23
  35. 35Chapter 13: "A Childhood Dream, Realized", Part 15:40
  36. 36Chapter 13: "A Childhood Dream, Realized", Part 2, "The show does not go on because its ready..."6:50
  37. 37Chapter 13: "A Childhood Dream, Realized", Part 3, "Don't hire anyone you wouldn't want to see in the hallway at 3 in the morning."5:36
  38. 38Chapter 14: "Peeing in Jars With Boys", Part 13:57
  39. 39Chapter 14: "Peeing in Jars With Boys", Part 2, "An FAQ, Freaking Always-asked Question"4:08
  40. 40Chapter 14: "Peeing in Jars With Boys", Part 3, "Kotex Classic"3:53
  41. 41Chapter 15: "I Don't Care If You Like It"3:39
  42. 42Chapter 16: "Amazing, Gorgeous, Not Like That", Part 15:57
  43. 43Chapter 16: "Amazing, Gorgeous, Not Like That", Part 2, "Once your hair and makeup are done..."6:02
  44. 44Chapter 16: "Amazing, Gorgeous, Not Like That", Part 3, "At some point someone from your real job or home life..."7:31
  45. 45Chapter 17: "Dear Internet", Part 12:42
  46. 46Chapter 17: "Dear Internet", Part 2, "In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL..."4:02
  47. 47Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 14:56
  48. 48Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 2, "They rent out Radio City Music Hall..."5:10
  49. 49Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 3, "Kay Cannon was a woman I knew..."4:58
  50. 50Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 4, "Taking the world by storm..."3:28
  51. 51Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 5, "Doing, learning, dying"3:55
  52. 52Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 6, "The only downside was..."3:47
  53. 53Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 7, "Some unsolicited theories about television"4:06
  54. 54Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 8, "Answers to FAQs about 30 Rock"2:27
  55. 55Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 12:53
  56. 56Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 2, "Once I was hired to do Update..."5:40
  57. 57Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 3, "Back at 30 Rock"3:48
  58. 58Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 4, "What came out was an overt Hilary Clinton endorsement."4:31
  59. 59Interlude: "Sarah Palin sketch"5:24
  60. 60Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 5, "This sketch could easily have been a dumb catfight..."3:45
  61. 61Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 6, "I'm not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons..."4:16
  62. 62Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 7, "I learned how incredibly frustrating it is..."4:00
  63. 63Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 8, "Week 5, The Sneaker Upper"5:38
  64. 64Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 9, "I appreciated the Momness..."5:51
  65. 65Chapter 20: "There's a Drunk Midget in My House", Part 14:12
  66. 66Chapter 20: "There's a Drunk Midget in My House", Part 2, "She was small..."4:00
  67. 67Chapter 20: "There's a Drunk Midget in My House", Part 3, "Me time..."1:26
  68. 68Chapter 21: "A Celebrity's Guide To Celebrating The Birth of Jesus", Part 15:38
  69. 69Chapter 21: "A Celebrity's Guide To Celebrating The Birth of Jesus", Part 2, "She had gradually retired..."6:01
  70. 70Chapter 22: "Juggle This", Part 14:10
  71. 71Chapter 22: "Juggle This", Part 2, "But I don't like the word Nanny"0:32
  72. 72Chapter 22: "Juggle This", Part 3, "The same 10 minutes..."3:10
  73. 73Chapter 23: "The Mother's Prayer For Its Daughter"3:03
  74. 74Chapter 24: "What Turning 40 Means to Me"0:10
  75. 75Chapter 25: "What Should I Do With My Last Five Minutes", Part 16:17
  76. 76Chapter 25: "What Should I Do With My Last Five Minutes", Part 2, "By the way to any executive..."5:47
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Bossypants by Tina Fey