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Return to the Bone Concubine

Preschool Tea Party Massacre

  • 1/1/2007
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  1. 1Bludgeoned With a Vacuum Cleaner0:36
  2. 2Alien Rape2:20
  3. 3Faking Retardation to Fondle Women1:31
  4. 4I Wonder What a Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like2:19
  5. 5Raped for Two Years3:27
  6. 6Fast Times at Abu Ghraib2:02
  7. 7Mr. Potato Head the Convicted Wife-Beater0:58
  8. 8Explaining to Police Why You Masturbate in the Public Library1:52
  9. 9Baseball Bat Abortion1:56
  10. 10The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy1:35
  11. 11Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself an Oil Job1:28
  12. 12Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs4:21
  13. 13Things Got a Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose0:50
  14. 14Umbrella Sodomy0:33
  15. 15Bringing Invisibility to a Gun Fight1:08
  16. 16First Freehold, Then the World, Then Space
  17. 17Underage Girls Gone Wild!1:33
  18. 18Is Yanni Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch?0:39
  19. 19Dead Baby Speed Bump
  20. 20Holocaust Fun for the Whole Family1:30
  21. 21If You Can't Trust a Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust1:13
  22. 22Tune for Your Titties1:19
  23. 23Your Baby Is Flatter Than a Short Stack at IHOP1:19
  24. 24Myspace Beat Down
  25. 25Candy, Cookies, Toys, and 18 Other Ways to Get Kids in Your Minivan0:42
  26. 26It Only Gets Worse From Here0:45
  27. 27I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid in DDR0:39
  28. 28Jesus Was a Scarecrow4:25
  29. 29Trying to Keep the Body Count at Six1:19
  30. 30Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears
  31. 31Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Child Molester1:30
  32. 32Fetus Cock Slap
  33. 33I'm Aint Filming Up Skirts, I'm Spying on Al-Qaeda1:06
  34. 34Remember, Feet First Through a Woodchipper0:33
  35. 35Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs (Screwed and Chopped)
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