Mutant Cock Heart
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Hanz "Rape Beast" Analblast started the band after taking LSD, beating his dick so hard his left leg went numb, and having a vision of God when he came. God told him he was going to start a band that would blow away the musical establishment, and that He was going to guide him onto the path of enlightenment.
Shortly afterwards, Hanz met Colonel James Crow at an anti-fascist rally sponsored by George Soros. After beating up a gang of soy boys, he noticed that the Colonel's right hook was similar to his. After consulting God, he was told that this was the man he was to seek out to create music with. He asked the Colonel if he wanted to join the band and the Colonel agreed. Not figuring out a name immediately, the band finally decided on "Chainsaw Circumcision" for whatever fucking reason.
The dynamic duo traveled far and wide to long forgotten lands, seeking to achieve greatness in their works. They would hijack random band's sessions at one star recording studios; sources estimate the band recorded at 140 hijacked recording studios during the period that they created their debut. Among the bands they hijacked the sessions for were Neckbeard Deathcamp, Stray From The Path, and other bands nobody gives a shit about in the first place. Soon after, The Hymen Hunter and Nick Gurz joined the band as bassist and drummer, respectively.
At least on our upcoming album ("Mutant Cock Heart"), we actually put in effort, unlike those retarded bands.
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