1Burger King Made My Ass So Fat I Can't Wipe Myself and Have to Use a Vacuum Cleaner to Suck Dingle Berries Out of My Asshole0:21
2This Song Is a Mentors Medley, If You Can Guess What Songs Are Included We'll Revive El Duce and He'll Drown You in His Sticky Load0:38
3Chock on My Cock Tim McGraw, You Think You Are a Southern Boy but You Are, in Fact, Just an Inbred City Slicker Who Enjoys Making Shitty Music and Getting Anally Blasted Full of Semen0:28
4Whoops, Spelled "Choke" Wrong. Who Cares? Are You the Grammar Retard Police? No? I Didn't Think So, So Fuck You, Cunt!0:25
5A Day in the Life for the Members of This Amazing Post-Avant Jazzgrind With Shoegaze and Post-Progressive Hardcore Influences Band0:32
6King Crimson Is Literally Gay Compared to Us, Especially Considering That We Are Way More Progressive Than They Could Ever Dream of Being (Also, Fuck Robert Fripp)0:35
7Fucked to Death With a Chainsaw While a Proctologist Reads the Communist Manifesto Condescendingly to a Jewish 4 Year Old Named Tiny Tim Playing the Violin0:35
8You Thought the Last Songs You Heard Were Bad? Get a Load of This Shit. Once You Hear This, You'll Prefer the Previous Songs0:45
